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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 19, 2007 11:36am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I need help with a limerick

Poor Rob was ugly as a dog
But he stole Dire's girlfriend the hog
So happy he was to be makin bacon
Even though the orgasms the pig was fakin
Rob was just happy to be gettin some
He didn't care when he found out it was his Mum.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Sep 19, 2007 12:15pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I need help with a limerick

Somewhat below average Joe
There’s one thing I think you should know
A rhyme scheme and lines five
Brings a limerick alive
But your's shows a mind that is slow

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 19, 2007 12:28pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I need help with a limerick

It shows that I don't know what a limmerick is, I always thought they started with "there was a man from nantucket." Besides this has been fun. I hope you're not taking it to seriously.
And it is a lot easier to make these up about just one person. I'm having to come up with five different people here. And I'm making them up about myself also.

So just hang loose cod-piece face.

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Poster: mneeson51 Date: Sep 19, 2007 12:38pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I need help with a limerick

that,s not a limerick, thats a rap-erick. Get it?
As the other guy said, a limerick goes like this
"There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who put all of her things in a bucket
The bucket it got stole
But nobody did she tole
Instead she just yelled, "Oh fuck it""

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Sep 19, 2007 12:34pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Hey Joe, where you going with that limerick in your hand...

Man - I've been having more fun here today than I've had in a long time. I'd like to think you are too. The more you have to play with the better it is (speaking in terms of subject matter of course).

And I always like to keep the codpiece loose and ready for action.

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 19, 2007 12:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Hey Joe, where you going with that limerick in your hand...

I think mneeson51 is right about the rap-erick. I think it's Flavor Flav.
"Two peas in a bucket, mother fuck fuck-it." Man I can't get enough of that Rythmic African Poetry.